Almost Single

While in Wall-Mart today to pick up some diapers, I was amused by a t-shirt I saw, it was navy blue and in yellow letters read : "ALMOST SINGLE". I didn't buy it though, it didn't come in my size, but that is probably for the best. Instead I got the turquoise "Clowns are scary" t-shirt. I like the irony of it, and personally, I happen to agree.